Trump/Putin... an imagined discourse

What went on in Trump/Putin tete-a-tete? Who knows. Here is my imagined discourse:

Putin: You asked us to hack into your opponent’s computers. We did so. If we were to admit this fact you would be in a world of hurt.

Maybe you should make nice with us… hmm?

How many of your campaign staff were on our payroll? Do you know?

Just asking. Maybe none… but can you be sure?
Again, maybe you ought to make nice with us… hmmm?

Trump: [silence]

This says nothing about the hundreds of millions of dollars Russia has loaned to Trump enterprises, or Eric Trump meeting with Russian surrogates to get dirt on Hillary. Nope, Putin has nothing on Trump in the way of blackmail. Trump is an honest fellow, only looking to Make America Great. We should be grateful to him