Wednesday, January 23, 2013

New medical conditions

tachycardia: Pathologically rapid heartbeat
... which suggests...

tardycardia: Pathologically slow heartbeat

If that abnormally slow heartbeat was caused by eating too much saturated fat?
Lardytardycardia.

... if the saturated fat was from healthy, robust pigs?
Hardylardytardycardia.

If you consumed the saturated fat from healthy, robust pigs at a festive gathering of friends?
Partyhardylardytardycardia.

... and if the festive gathering of friends was devoted to reading Shakespeare?
Bardypartyhardylardytardycardia.

... and if your condition induces flatulence?
fartybardypartyhardylardytardycardia.

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