Wednesday, June 15, 2016
A modest proposal
Mr. Donald Trump has called for a "temporary" ban on Muslim immigration to this country... and possibly surveillance of mosques. I do not think he goes far enough. Given that the Orlando shooter was born on Long Island to Afghan parents, it's clear that simply banning new Muslim immigrants is pointless. We need to identify ALL Muslim immigrants to this country for the past 100 years... and their children, and their grandchildren... and DEPORT them all. NOW! For that matter, the deadliest pre-9/11 terror attack on the U.S. - the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in 1995 - was carried out by Timothy McVeigh, the son of Irish-American parents. The Irish have been thorns in our sides for generations. Time to round 'em up and deport 'em all! Sacco & Vanzetti: Italian anarchists. I'm pretty sure the Ellis Island archives will have records of all the Italian immigrants - most of them anarchists or Mafia members - readily available. We should deport 'em all. TODAY! ... and we've been in bloody wars with GERMANY twice in the past 100 years! ... AND they sent saboteurs to our country! Germans? - OUT! NOW!!! Please, Mr. Trump - LISTEN TO ME!