Everything W touched...

... turned to shit.

Me? If I were the head of the DNC, I'd NEVER let the country forget this:
EVERYTHING W TOUCHED TURNED TO SHIT!

... and play multiple fugues upon this theme.
EVERYTHING the GOP touched turned to shit!

Repeat, over and over. Ad nauseam.

Whenever a GOP opponent says anything, laugh...
LOUDLY!
- and remind folks that EVERYTHING THE GOP TOUCHES TURNS TO SHIT!

Don't be afraid to trash Saint Reagan!
- Tax-cuts for the wealthy?
"Oh, you mean voodoo economics!"
- De-regulation?
"Oh, you mean the Savings & Loan disaster!"

EVERYTHING THE GOP TOUCHES TURNS TO SHIT!!!