Man Attacked by Mountain Lion, Saved by Bear(Nope - didn't read the story.)
Trump Fiddles While The Country Burns
1 hour ago
Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From the morn to the night he's so joyous and bright, And he bubbles with wit and good humour! He's so quaint and so terse, both in prose and in verse; Yet though people forgive his transgression, There are one or two rules that all family fools Must observe, if they love their profession. [Yeomen of the Guard, Gilbert & Sullivan]
Man Attacked by Mountain Lion, Saved by Bear(Nope - didn't read the story.)
Elephants Down UnderAh, yes: sane politics.
By THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN
Published: March 27, 2012
... Indeed, to go from America — amid the G.O.P. primaries — to Down Under is to experience both jet lag and a political shock. In New Zealand and Australia, you could almost fit their entire political spectrum — from conservatives to liberals — inside the U.S. Democratic Party.
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For instance, there is much debate here over climate policy — Australia has a carbon tax, New Zealand has cap and trade — but there is no serious debate about climate science. Whereas in today’s G.O.P. it is political suicide to take climate change seriously, in Australia and New Zealand it is political suicide for conservatives not to.
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Conservatives in Australia and New Zealand have also long accepted single-payer national health care systems. The Labor Party ruled New Zealand from 1999 to 2008, when it was replaced by the conservative National Party. During Labor’s tenure, it passed legislation legalizing civil unions, giving prostitutes the same health and safety protections as other workers, and extending income subsidies for families with children, noted Jon Johansson, a political scientist at Victoria University of Wellington. While these moves were resisted by conservatives when in opposition, he said, they have “not tried to repeal any of them” now that they are in power.
Man saws off own foot to continue receiving unemployment benefits
Severed Leg Belonged to Missing Florida Woman
Mitt: I Won’t Detail Plans, Because Then I’d LoseMitt'll say what it takes NOW to get GOP nomination... but who knows what he'd actually propose as President?
In Pa. abuse trial, a window into church practicesYeah - I have deep faith in the Catholic Church when it comes to matters of morality! - Birth Control is a SIN!
MARYCLAIRE DALE | Associated Press
25 March 2012
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A landmark priest-abuse trial opening Monday in Philadelphia may unveil the cryptic operations of a Roman Catholic archdiocese and detail how child sex-abuse complaints were buried for decades in secret archives adjacent to a soaring cathedral as the priests they named went unpunished.
Monsignor William Lynn is the first U.S. church official ever charged with endangering children for allegedly failing to oust accused predators from ministry. But he may not be the last.
Philadelphia prosecutors say he helped carry out "an archdiocesan-wide policy ... (that) was criminal in nature." And they've hinted they could charge others when the trial ends.
Friends fear for safety of man who shot Florida teenWell... yeah! - if all it takes to kill someone in Florida is to feel "threatened", then yes - George Zimmerman has reason to fear for his life. At this point, I'd guess just about anyone finding himself "confronted" by Mr. Zimmerman would legitimately feel "threatened"!
Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fireThis is what pure, unbridled, unregulated, predatory Capitalism looks like!
The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in New York City on March 25, 1911, was the deadliest industrial disaster in the history of the city of New York and resulted in the fourth highest loss of life from an industrial accident in U.S. history. It was also the second deadliest disaster in New York City – after the burning of the General Slocum on June 15, 1904 – until the destruction of the World Trade Center 90 years later. The fire caused the deaths of 146 garment workers, who died from the fire, smoke inhalation, or falling to their deaths. Most of the victims were recent Jewish and Italian immigrant women aged sixteen to twenty-three; the oldest victim was 48, the youngest were two fourteen-year-old girls.
Because the managers had locked the doors to the stairwells and exits – a common practice at the time to prevent pilferage and unauthorized breaks – many of the workers who could not escape the burning building jumped from the eighth, ninth, and tenth floors to the streets below. The fire led to legislation requiring improved factory safety standards and helped spur the growth of the International Ladies' Garment Workers' Union, which fought for better working conditions for sweatshop workers.
Rick Santorum Wins: Louisiana Primary Results 2012I'll miss you, Newt.
Rick Santorum was projected the winner of the Louisiana primary on Saturday night by CNN.
If I had a sonOne of the things that makes it easier for The Buffoon to keep going is that I don't have to be all that brilliant: I just have to shamelessly steal what other much-more-brilliant folks have said.
Cpt. Fogg
24 March 2012"You know, if I had a son he would look like Treyvon,"said the president and I guess that's true to some extent. He'd have dark skin, of course, but I took it to mean that his son would be an ordinary looking, ordinary acting 17 year old and not a shooting gallery target.
Newt Gingrich took it differently because he saw the comment, which was clearly an attempt to show compassion and to suggest that he couldn't avoid putting himself in the place of the grieving father of Treyvon Martin, as an opportunity to launch another Fox-faux outrage. Hasn't the entire Republican reaction to the election of Barack Obama been a collection of phony, trumped up, fabricated and exasperatingly stupid outrages?"Is the president suggesting that if it had been a white who had been shot that would be ok because it didn't look like him?"said Newt to Sean Hannity on Fox News. Certainly Fox is the Cape Canaveral; the launch pad of most such desperate grasping at rhetorical straws -- the place where the unscrupulously ambitious launch calumny after slander after blatant lie, not because this president is beyond criticism, but because they, the Republican insiders, are themselves accessories before, during and after the fact of the collapse of our economy, the corruption and outrageous economic policies and the unjustified war that precipitated it and only wild claims can distract the public from remembering. Only wild, unsubstantiated and preferably ridiculous statements can rally the bigotry against honesty and decency.
You could do worse than to send a few $$$ in the direction of Expressions of Joy, a non-profit providing "the opportunity for adults, ages 17 & up,I attended one of their concerts this afternoon.
with developmental disabilities and/or other special needs
to participate in choral music."
Santorum suggests that re-electing Obama would be better than a Romney presidencyThank you, Rick. You're right!
Saints Bounty Scandal: Senator Dick Durbin Calls Hearing To Examine Bounties In NFLMaybe it's just me, but for Congress to devote time to "Bounty-gate"... or "Steroids-gate"... or any other pro sports scandal seems a complete waste of time and tax-payer $$$.
U.N. unites on Syria, violence spills into LebanonJust asking.
Santorum to GOP: Don’t nominate ‘Tweedledum’ like Romney
David Edwards
Monday, March 19, 2012
Presidential candidate Rick Santorum says that Republicans can’t win if they nominate a “Tweedledum” like former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.
[Through the Looking-Glass]
Law firm fires 14 employees for wearing orange shirtsI'm not quite sure what to say.
Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow
19 March 2012
They weren't wearing sagging pants or revealing clothing. But dressing in an orange shirt is apparently enough to get fired at one Florida law firm, where 14 workers were unceremoniously let go last Friday.
In an interview with the Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, several of the fired workers say they wore the matching colors so they would be identified as a group when heading out for a happy hour event after work. They say the executive who fired them initially accused them of wearing the matching color as a form of protest against management.
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Ironically, had the employees been wearing orange as a form of protest, it would have been illegal to fire them, ABC News reports.
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And there's really nothing anyone can do about the terminations since Florida is an at-will state, meaning employers can fire an employee who doesn't have a contract "for a good reason, for a bad reason or even for the wrong reason, as long as it's not an unlawful reason," Eric K. Gabrielle, a labor and employment lawyer at Stearns Weaver, told the Sun-Sentinel. Gabrielle said there was no apparent violation of the law in this case.
Dozens arrested at Occupy's 6-month anniversary rallyI was in LA on Saturday, walking up Main Street towards El Pueblo (LA's "Old Town") with some friends.
You can have your Pi and eat it too... and let's not forget the geeky stuff:
Representations of PiThen there's this - entertaining, informative, and not TOO mathy:
The Joy of Pi
Chao LuOkay: 67,890 digits is just a wee bit longer than what I wanna post.
Pi memorization world record holder
date : 20 November 2005
accuracy : 67,890 digits of Pi
time : 24 hours 4 minutes
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235
Rick Santorum: ‘The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant’This anti-Biblical worldview oughta disqualify him for the presidency IMMEDIATELY!
Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQAlert your REPUBLICAN Senators & Representatives about this toxic substance TODAY!
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
HOUSE REPUBLICAN QUESTIONS OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE: 'IS IT LEGITIMATE?'
Man 1: The first time I had sex, her mom was standing just three feet away.
Man 2: Three feet away? What did she say???
Man 1: "Baa"!
'Game Change': Sarah Palin Presidency 'Frightens' Former McCain Strategist Steve Schmidt
A hunter walks due south from his camp for one mile. He then walks due east for one mile, where he shoots a bear.In the 'Carol Burnett Show' skit, Carol launched into tirade centered on, 'What color was the bear?'!!!...
He then returns to camp by walking due north a mile.
What color was the bear?
14-Year-Old Buys Distressed HomeStep 1: Help sell household goods from 'distressed' properties.
By Susanna Kim | ABC News
12 March 2012
After Willow Tufano earned $6,000 from antiquing and selling items on Craigslist, the 14-year-old asked her mom if she could invest in half of a short sale in her home state of Florida.
Tufano earned the money from finding free items or deals online or at antique auctions and leftover furniture from foreclosed homes. She re-sells the items or gives them away on the "free" list on Craigslist. She says she could not have thrived in that business without the support of her parents and grandparents, who drive her around to pick up items.
With her saved money, she didn't want to buy or barter for another longboard skate board or Xbox. Instead she set her sights on a three-bedroom short sale of $12,000 that was worth about $100,000 at the peak of the housing market, as reported by NPR's Planet Money.
"If there's one thing I want people to know, it's that your age does not matter," Tufalo told ABC News. " If I can inspire another person my age, younger, that would mean the world. Whether it's buying a house, buying a car, or whatever. If you really work for it and put your mind to it you can do what you want to do."
US soldier kills 16 Afghans, deepening crisisI can do nothing but agree with my friend OneFly:
By HEIDI VOGT and MIRWAIS KHAN | Associated Press
11 March 2012
BALANDI, Afghanistan (AP) — An American soldier opened fire on villagers near his base in southern Afghanistan Sunday and killed 16 civilians, according to President Hamid Karzai, who called it an "assassination" and furiously demanded an explanation from Washington. Nine children and three women were among the dead.
Declare Victory And Get The Hell Outta There
1. Tell 'em what you're gonna say.Cable News coverage of GOP primaries:
2. Say it.
3. Tell 'em what you said.
1. Tell 'em what's gonna happen.... and they can fill up an entire week of broadcasts with this!
2. Report what happens.
3. Spend the rest of the week discussing what DID happen.
Celebrate Pi (π) Day!Other resources:
Pi Day 2012Just for fun: Pi (π), mathematical constant - ratio of circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a constant only in Euclidean geometry - depends, ultimately, on Euclid's "parallel postulate". In spherical geometry - the GEOmetry in which we all live ("earth measure") - this ratio is NOT a constant!
Celebrating Pi Day 3.14
March 14th is a fantastically mathematical day.
Pi Day
[Heinrich] We won!Full disclosure: I support Heinrich.
I wanted you to be the first to know that it was just announced that we won the Democratic Pre-Primary Convention thanks to our strong grassroots support!
[Balderas]Phenomenal!
I wanted you to hear it from me first-- we had a phenomenal showing tonight at the New Mexico State Democratic convention.
We defied everyone’s expectations-- winning 45% of the delegate totals, despite being significantly outraised and outspent, providing a huge “boost to [our] underdog campaign,” as NM Telegraph put it. We far surpassed the twenty percent threshold needed to secure a spot on the June primary ballot—and we did it with a mostly volunteer, grassroots organization.
Amendment XIX
The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.
Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
Yeah - they're a lot of fun to read, BUT - don't believe 'em!
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.The legal status of the Declaration is interesting. From the British Parliament's perspective it has no legal standing - the Colonists have not the legal competence to declare themselves independent of Great Britain. The Continental Congress itself asserted no legal authority over the several States. The Declaration, after the rousing and memorable introduction which we all presumably learned by heart at some point during our education, is phrased as a legal tort against King George III - it is extremely dry reading. No one is likely to quote from memory any of the specific charges brought against George III. It is, and is best understood as, a formal apologia.
[emphasis added to stress the apologetic nature of the document]
We hold these truths to be self-evident"We" - presumably the Continental Congress, and perhaps by extension the people of the [lowercase]united States whom they represent - "hold these truths to be self-evident." Note: simply by asserting that "We hold these truths to be self-evident" suggests that others may not! What kind of self-evident truths are these, that they are subject to debate, and that we must make known whether or not we accept them?
that all men are created equalLibraries have been written regarding the truth-value of this "self-evident" truth - what, exactly, is being asserted here? This was - and is - a revolutionary concept!
that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable RightsThis is particularly tricky. The Congress wants to assert something like "the rights of man", but are shrewd enough to realize that, under common law, rights are things granted by lords to vassals - rights derive from relationships. How to overcome this logical difficulty? Ah! Our "rights" are endowed us by our Creator! The term "Creator" - instead of, say, "our G-d" - was probably sufficiently neutral to satisfy the Deists!
that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happinessLocke's Second Treatise on Government cites "life, liberty, and property" as inalienable rights. The Founders shied away from "property" for a variety of contrasting and contradictory reasons - "the pursuit of happiness" was sufficiently wishy-washy to satisfy all!
We the People of the United States, in Order toThey all TALK ABOUT the Constitution... all the time! BUT the only document they ever CITE is the Declaration of Independence, with that bit about, "... all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights.... The emphasis being on "... endowed by their Creator...".form a more perfect Union,do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
establish Justice,
insure domestic Tranquility,
provide for the common defence,
promote the general Welfare, and
secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity,
Thousands of spiders blanket Australian farm after escaping floodI'm guessing that this, too, is Obama's fault, and that under a Rick/Mitt/Newt administration, it would never happen again!
By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow
7 March 2012
Thousands of normally solitary wolf spiders have blanketed an Australian farm after fleeing a rising flood.
Reuters reports that the flooding has forced more than 8,000 Australian (human) residents from their homes in the city of Wagga Wagga in New South Wales. But for every temporarily displaced person, it appears several spiders have moved in to fill the void.
"What we've seen here is a type of wolf spider," Owen Seeman, an arachnid expert at Queensland Museum, told Reuters. "They are trying to hide away (from the waters)."
The Australian Museum's entomology collections manager Graham Milledge told Reuters that there's even a term for the phenomenon, "ballooning," and that it is typical behavior for spiders forced to escape rising waters.
Elusive Higgs Boson Particle Closer Than Ever, Scientists SayOkay - I don't even pretend to understand any of this. I always figured stuff has mass because of Twinkies.
By Clara Moskowitz | LiveScience.com
7 March 2012
New evidence makes it more likely than ever that 2012 will be the year physicists finally find the long-sought Higgs boson particle.
The particle has been predicted as the explanation for why all other particles have mass. It has earned the nickname the "God Particle," largely from the popular media, though scientists haven't warmed to the name.
Yet despite years of searching, scientists have yet to detect the Higgs boson directly.
Now physicists at the Tevatron particle accelerator at Illinois' Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory report hints in their data that suggest the particle may exist with a mass between 115 to 135 giga-electron volts, or GeV (for comparison, a proton has a mass of about 0.938 GeV).
"We see a distinct Higgs-like signature that cannot be easily explained without the presence of something new," physicist Wade Fisher of Michigan State University said in a statement. "If what we're seeing really is the Higgs boson, it will be a major milestone for the world physics community and will place the keystone in the most successful particle physics theory in history."
Physicists Prove Existence of God
Earth braces for biggest space storm in five years
By Kerry Sheridan | AFP
7 March 2012
A pair of scorching explosions on the Sun's surface is sparking the biggest radiation and geomagnetic storm the Earth has experienced in five years, space weather experts said Wednesday.
The storm, expected to hit Earth early Thursday US time and last through Friday, may disrupt power grids, GPS systems and satellites, and has already forced some airlines to change their routes around the polar regions.
New Mexico town elects mayor who called Obama evilHow 'bout them UFOs in Roswell?
Axxociated Press
7 March 2012
CLOVIS, N.M. (AP) — A former New Mexico mayor who called President Barack Obama "the carnal manifestation of evil" and said Obama's election was part of a CIA conspiracy has been elected to his former job, according to unofficial results.
David Axelrod: If Romney Can't Condemn Limbaugh, 'How Can He Stand Up To Ahmadinejad?Me? I'm hoping this makes it into a DNC-sponsored TV spot in the fall!
Liberal Congressman Kucinich defeated in OhioFull disclosure: during the 2008 Dem primaries, I took one of those on-line "Who's your candidate" quizzes - I lined up with Kucinich, pretty much on every issue.
Limbaugh comments overshadow GOP contestYawn!... yeah, the GOP Presidential Primaries just aren't that exciting... it's a LOT easier to pay attention to radio blow-hard's intemperate ranting.
Obama, appearing with Netanyahu, sees ‘difficult months’ ahead in Iran standoffJust out of curiosity, what would happen if we - the U.S. - decided to simply IGNORE Iran? Let 'em go about their merry way.
McCain calls for U.S.-led airstrikes in SyriaHmmm... to tell the truth, there's some part of me that agrees with Sen. McCain - at least, we ought to be doing SOMETHING...
Michael Moore to Rush Limbaugh via twitter:... but didn't Michael Moore mean SLUT?"Rush - As soon as u started losing the big $$ from your hate speech, you caved & obeyed the men who pay u. Who's the prostitute now, bitch?"
Rick Santorum Pushes Social Agenda, Stokes GOP Fear Ahead Of Super Tuesday 2012Headline #2:
Newt Warns Of 'Disaster' ScenarioYep: that's what the GOP is all about - be AFRAID... be VERY AFRAID!
AIG selling $6 billion of AIA shares, to repay bail-outWow! AIG wants to raise $6Bn to start to repay ME... for my $182Bn investment. Great! I feel so lucky!!!
Denny Thomas and Clare Baldwin | Reuters
4 March 2012
HONG KONG (Reuters) - American International Group (AIG) is looking to raise about $6 billion by selling part of its stake in Asia subsidiary AIA Group <1299.HK> in a long-awaited move to help the U.S. insurer repay a federal government bail-out.
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The U.S. Treasury owns 77 percent of AIG following a massive $182 billion bailout in the wake of the 2008 global financial crisis. AIG holds around a one-third stake in AIA which, at Friday's close, was worth a little over $15 billion.
Limbaugh Advertisers: We Still Won't Sponsor Rush AnymoreAh, yes: "civilized public discourse" - a concept with which Mr. Limbaugh is unfamiliar.
David Friend, who runs the online backup company Carbonite, issued a statement on his company's website saying that Carbonite would no longer advertise with Limbaugh despite the host's rare admission of regret. From the website:“No one with daughters the age of Sandra Fluke, and I have two, could possibly abide the insult and abuse heaped upon this courageous and well-intentioned young lady. Mr. Limbaugh, with his highly personal attacks on Miss Fluke, overstepped any reasonable bounds of decency. Even though Mr. Limbaugh has now issued an apology, we have nonetheless decided to withdraw our advertising from his show. We hope that our action, along with the other advertisers who have already withdrawn their ads, will ultimately contribute to a more civilized public discourse.”
Sarah Palin: Allen West Should Be Considered For Vice Presidency In 2012Recall, Rep. Allen West is the fellow who suggested that those of us who think the U.S. still has room for improvement ought "get the hell out of the United States of America".
Limbaugh apologizes to law student for insultFor me, 'twasn't his use of word 'slut' that provoked outrage, but his complete misrepresentation of her Congressional testimony!
William Russell Sype for President 2016[note: the Captain's Log fellow is chair of my finance committee... and his link is on right-hand nav bar.]
In Positive Economic Sign, Republicans Starting to Say Obama Wasn’t Born in US AgainIn related news:
S & P Birther Index Posts Big Gains
Sheriff Arpaio: Obama birth certificate a ‘forgery’When will it end?
Dover, Pennsylvania has remained untouched. I mention this only because, a few years ago, the right Reverend Pat Robertson opined:
From the Gulf Coast to the Great Lakes, the storms touched nearly all walks of life. A fire station was flattened. Roofs were ripped off schools. A prison fence was knocked down and scores of homes and businesses were destroyed. At least 20 people were killed, including 14 in Indiana, and dozens of others were hurt in the second deadly tornado outbreak this week.
[Storms wreck Ind. towns, kill 20 in 3 states]
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there."Well, okay - since the right Reverend Pat issued his jeremiad, Dover has yet to be hit with ANY natural disaster - no tornado, no flood, no fire... so I guess he's still in good standing with The Lord. His comments assumed a disaster - "IF there is a disaster..."
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Pat Robertson Tells Dover Residents They Rejected God]
Wilmington City Council Passes Resolution Urging 'Personhood' Rights For SpermHere's G-d's opinion:
8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.”I pity the man who masturbates!
9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.
10 What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.
[Genesis 38:8-10]
In Possible Gaffe, Romney Says Poor People ‘Taste Like Chicken’
Awkward Moment at Ohio Wrestling Event
TOLEDO (The Borowitz Report)) – In what some political observers are calling a possible gaffe on the part of the former Massachusetts governor, Mitt Romney told a crowd gathered for a World Wrestling Entertainment event in Ohio today, “I love poor people. They taste like chicken.”