Monday, February 20, 2012

Oh, good: I'm not alone!

CNN Says Nuclear Attack by North Korea Would Not Affect Whitney Houston Coverage
Wolf Blitzer Promises No Interruption
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – As North Korea ramped up its threats to attack South Korea, CNN reassured its viewers that a nuclear war on the Korean Peninsula would have “no effect whatsoever” on its Whitney Houston coverage.

... and, oh yeah: Whitney Houston is still dead!

[Thanks to loyal reader melisandre for the heads-up!]

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