If only...

GOP folks invoke Reagan at every turn.
Best President EVER!!!

Based on evidence, Clinton was a much BETTER President...
... BUT:
Dear Old Bill couldn't keep his fly closed!

If Bill Clinton had somehow managed to keep his fly closed, maybe the Dem candidates could cite HIM as the BEST PRESIDENT EVER!

After all, when Clinton left office we had a budget SURPLUS!
The middle-class had in fact experienced economic GROWTH!
We weren't at war with ANYONE!

The Clinton Presidency was in fact a HUGE success...
... BUT - he couldn't keep his fly zipped.