Thursday, April 16, 2009

Another oxymoron is discovered! (... not quite as exciting as a new sub-atomic particle, but oxymoron hunting isn't a bad pastime!)

From Captain's Log:
The Huffington Post had an article about GE and NBC executives having a dinner with the top brass of CNBC to discuss if the latter is too negative concerning Obama. Normally an article like this is like water off a duck's back with me. But a statement caught my eye:
"The dinner was to thank CNBC for a job well done in our in-depth reporting throughout the financial crisis. As far as our coverage is concerned, we are built for balance and we are unabashedly pro-investor." (emphasis mine)
Duh!
Classic OXYMORON.

How can you be balanced and unabshedly pro something at the same time!
Have a nice day.

1 comment:

  1. they're "balanced" between being "unabashed" and being "pro-investor"?

    that'd be my cynical reading of it. hence not technically an oxymoron, but a sophistry of such jesuitical complexity as to be nearly theological...

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