Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Today's headlines

Bush admits defeat, will withdraw all U.S. troops by June

Boehner calls for stringent regulation of financial institutions

John Yoo: "4th and 5th Amendments prohibit torture"

SecDef Gates: "Pentagon spending is out of control"
Recommends killing 150 major weapons programs


McCain embraces universal, single-payer HealthCare

Bernanke & Paulson agree: "Mark-to-Market Accounting caused Financial Crisis"

2 comments:

  1. Headlines in Bizzaro World, right?

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  2. Headlines on April Fool's Day.

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