"Liberal" vs "Conservative"

Who's to blame?... for

child-labor laws?
the Pure Food & Drug Act?
the 40-hr, 5-day work-week?
women's suffrage?
the Civil Rights Movement?

Pinko, commie, muckraking liberals and progressives! - that's who... including socialist, God-hating labor unions!!!

And "conservative" claims to fame & contributions to culture?

The Palmer raids,
Prohibition,
McCarthyism,
warrant-less surveillance of U.S. citizens.

I note in passing that our current Marijuana Prohibition is fueling the drug-wars in Mexico.