courtesy of The Onion

U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
CNN Host Had Been Living Illegally In Country Since 1961
November 12, 2009 | Issue 45•46
WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

Once upon a time I car-pooled with a fellow who got all his news from The Onion.
Now I know why.