Both my mother-in-law and my wife suggested I look in the 'Carol Wright Gifts' catalog. So I did.
This catalog carries a variety of household items - the cover advertises "EmeryCat (Now Your Cat Can Groom Its Own Claws As It Plays!)", "Luxurious Chenille Bedspread & Shams", "Bell & Howell Ultrasonic Pest Repeller".
This sounds like a Safe-for-Work, Safe-for-Home catalog!
So... I'm perusing it, looking for the shower-caps-for-food-storage thingies... when... WHAT!
"Butterfly Kiss Personal Massager", "Better Sex Rabbit Bleu", "Active-OTC Power Strips (Fast Acting Erection Formula)"...... and a few pages on I find
"Better Sex DVDs with FREE Massager", "Lov Rub with Aloe Vera (Formulated for Women & Men)", "MaxSize Male Enhancement Formula (Increase Size, Firmness and Fullness)", "Waterproof Rabbit Massager", Extenze...But, sadly, no shower-cap-food-storage thingies!
What's the world coming to?
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