Monday, February 15, 2016

How NOT to win votes

Why will I never be elected to any office?

'Cuz I say things like this:
"Keep the Government's hands off my Medicare!"
You're kidding, right?

No - you're not!
You're too stupid to know that Medicare is a GOVERNMENT PROGRAM!

But still you are allowed to vote!!!
Yes - THIS is what I want to say to folks who support Trump & Cruz & Rubio... and just about ALL of the current GOP candidates.
You are too ignorant to vote!
... of course, no legitimate candidate can say this.

So I'm doing a public service.
I'm saying it for 'em.

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