Just for fun

One of the things Republicans do very well is branding:
- "Clean Air Act" for a law that eviscerates EPA
- "Patriot Act" for a law that eviscerates the Constitution.

For short-and-sweet labelling, the "Tea Party" movement did pretty well. Easy to remember, vaguely recalling famous moment in U.S. history.

What are we progressives to do?
I've a suggestion: "Real Americans drink coffee!"
... So, next time anyone asks your political affiliation, tell 'em you're a 'Coffee Drinker'.

[okay - this isn't that great an idea... but the heading promised only, "Just for fun"!]