Dr. Who Back For Christmas
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Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From the morn to the night he's so joyous and bright, And he bubbles with wit and good humour! He's so quaint and so terse, both in prose and in verse; Yet though people forgive his transgression, There are one or two rules that all family fools Must observe, if they love their profession. [Yeomen of the Guard, Gilbert & Sullivan]
Spelling is generally quite haphazard in this part of the world. Read Seven Pillars of Wisdom if you don’t believe me, or just note that from Dwyer we are currently attacking (oops, I mean ‘liberating’) Marjeh, Leatherneck is attacking Marjah, and the newspapers are reporting from Marja.
Man Racks Up Giant Phone Bill Trying to Claim Unemployment CheckThe original story can be found on KOB's website, at Man racks up huge cell bill to claim unemployment, which notes that
First Posted: 02-26-10 03:43 PM | Updated: 02-26-10 04:53 PM
As part of our Bearing Witness 2.0 project, the Huffington Post is rounding up compelling local stories about the victims of the recession.
A 72-year old man spent so much time on hold with a state unemployment agency trying to claim his benefits that he racked up a $700 cell phone bill, reports Jeremy Joyola of Eyewitness News 4 in Albuquerque.
Ernie Sanchez called the New Mexico Department of Workforce Solutions, a government-run unemployment relief agency over a thousand times trying to get his unemployment money to cover his basic needs, but could not seem to get through. Now, he told Joyola, he has to use almost all of the benefits to pay his Verizon bill.
"It's almost the same amount for two weeks of benefits that I was trying to get," Sanchez said.
Joyola writes: "The bill shows Sanchez made 1,114 calls to the unemployment office in one month. Some days, it took hundreds of calls to get through -- each call costing $0.45. When he would get through, he says he would be put on hold. One time, he was on hold for almost 3 1/2 hours."
That one phone call cost Sanchez nearly $100, the article reports..
"I feel cheated in some way," Sanchez said.
Workforce Solutions officials say they're dealing with an unprecedented amount of people who are unemployed.Have a nice day.
The department admits it has a problem with 50,000 unemployed New Mexicans trying to get through on a phone system that is not designed to handle the load.
Senate votes to extend USA Patriot Act for 1 yearI'm a-wondering: why didn't the DEMS filibuster this to death???
Key senators rip Blackwater actions in Afghanistan... and rumor has it Obama is giving them a contract to train Afghan forces!
On 23 November 1945, Air Materiel Command (AMC) issued desired performance characteristics for a new strategic bomber "capable of carrying out the strategic mission without dependence upon advanced and intermediate bases controlled by other countries".Less than 10 years from concept to operational service!
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First flying in December 1954, B-52B, AF Serial Number 52-8711, entered operational service with 93rd Heavy Bombardment Wing at Castle Air Force Base, California, on 29 June 1955.
[Wikipedia, B-52 Stratofortress]
Former VP Cheney hospitalized, resting comfortablyMost of us don't check into a hospital for simple 'chest pains'... we can't afford it!
AP, 22 Feb 2010
WASHINGTON – Former vice president Dick Cheney was hospitalized after experiencing chest pains Monday, an aide said.
Boeing submitted the prototype for the B-29 long-range heavy bomber to the Army in 1939, before the United States entered World War II.The B-29 recorded its first flight on 21 Sep 1942. It flew its first combat mission on 5 June 1944.
A very advanced bomber for this time period, it included features such as a pressurized cabin, an electronic fire-control system, and remote-controlled machine-gun turrets.When was it designed?
[Wikipedia, B-29 Superfortress]
One of the most advanced bombers of World War II, design of the Boeing B-29 began in the late 1930s.Taking "late 1930s" to be 1936, from inception to combat, this plane was 8 years in the making.
[World War II: Boeing B-29 Superfortress]
"The JVX [Joint-service Vertical take-off/landing Experimental] aircraft was designated "V-22 Osprey" on 15 January 1985.FIFTEEN years from inception to operation - and "operation" here is merely training.
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Marine Corps crew training on the Osprey has been conducted by VMMT-204 since March 2000."
[Wikipedia, V-22 Osprey, emphasis added]
Adios, compadres, the cheese is callingI was expecting an act of violence at the end.
You have fought the good fight, but your tide has turned
Garrison Keillor
21 Feb 2010
If you wake up in the morning with the blues because people treat you mean, you could sing a song about it, or you could shop around for an enormous conspiracy that has denied you your constitutional right to liberty and happiness. And how about Central Standard Time? What gives the feds the right to set your clock for you? It's tyranny.
So you join the Free Time movement. You go to meetings. You tune in "The Bob Glenn Show" every day on Fox for your marching orders and set your clock as you darn well please and feel liberated from lockstep uniformity.
Before, you were worried about your novelty taxidermy business and the declining sales of mummified mice on tiny surfboards, but now that it's gone under, thanks to Obama's bank bailout, and you lost your mansion on Wyandotte Lane and Joan took the kids to Toledo and you moved into a studio rental, you have time to write scorching letters to authorities and attend Free Time rallies and go to the shooting range preparing for the Revolution.
You used to be a Republican, a Kiwanian, a Presbyterian, a go-along-get-along kind of guy, but now, at age 62, you've awakened from decades of indifference — which, you now know, was caused by chemicals the Department of Agriculture puts into snack foods to induce torpor, and so you only eat dried organic veggies ordered from a Patriot company in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho — and you are filled with enormous energy. You join the good fight on all fronts. You are anti-union, opposed to the eight-hour workday, the 24-hour clock, the Gregorian calendar and the New York Times.
You don't necessarily agree with all the other Free Timers, e.g., the religious wing that says Only God Can Know The Time and is opposed to the use of the future tense, or the wing that believes Obama is using metal detectors at airport security checkpoints to program the minds of all who pass through, but these minor differences disappear in the joyful enthusiasm of the rallies and marches, which focus on Washington's attempts to rule our daily lives and its indifference to you and to others in the novelty taxidermy business.
Meanwhile, your health insurance runs out and your gut hurts and it takes you 20 minutes to empty your bladder. You go to the ER, but they want to check your prostate and you happen to know, thanks to Bob, that the digital prostate exam is how the CIA inserts GPS chips into Patriots to monitor their movements, and so you go home and suffer.
And then the New York Times publishes a big story about the Free Time movement. All your fellow Patriots are thrilled. Sarah Palin is quoted as saying that the movement has raised important questions and that we must look to God for answers and put our clocks in His hands. David Broder says Free Time is an authentic voice of grass-roots anger. The chairman of the Republican National Committee meets with Free Time leaders and is "deeply impressed." Democrats, meanwhile, are silent, confused, disheartened by the fact that Free Time has a 23 percent approval rate in some polls.
But in your own heart, you know that the crest has passed. Once the Times has recognized you, you're on the way down. It's the kiss of irrelevance. Meanwhile, your old friends avoid you, your own mother doesn't call. You've burned through your savings and Joan is talking divorce.
And then a job offer. Teaching science to middle-schoolers, $900 a week through June 10. Your brother the school board liberal twisted an arm and you have two hours in which to decide. Congress doesn't care what you do, neither does the president. Will you continue donating your life to Bob, or will you be a dad to your kids? They miss you. You may be a wingnut, but your kids don't care about that. They love you deep down in their hearts, Daddy, and they always will.
And that's what you're going to do, pal. I've been there. I know.
I was with Che Guevara in Bolivia, selling T-shirts and fomenting revolution, and I got the offer to write a weekly column and had to decide: Do I want to die in the jungle and become an icon, or would I rather live in Minnesota and enjoy macaroni and cheese and quarter-pounders with cheese and deep-fried cheese curds. Call me a coward but I chose cheese.
Attack on IRS part of long line of tax protestersWell, no: his feud didn't drive him to to anything... he DECIDED to commit suicide. Feuds are relationships... intangible concepts - not animate, willful beings. They lack volition, they cannot DO anything, let alone "drive" someone to act.
By STEPHEN OHLEMACHER
Associated Press Writer
"... Stack’s bitter feud with the IRS apparently drove him to commit suicide Thursday by slamming his single-engine Piper PA-28 into an Austin office building where the IRS has offices."
[emphasis added]
A (Soviet) Soldier’s Guide to AfghanistanWhen in Afghanistan, you’ll need to follow a few basic rules: Be sensitive to local customs. Don’t swim or sunbathe near local villages. And never, ever intrude on the women’s quarters of an Afghan household."Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose."
Advice for NATO troops in Helmand Province? No, these handy tips are part of a list of do’s and dont’s for Soviet soldiers fulfilling their international socialist duty to Afghanistan in the 1980s. Courtesy of the Russian Navy Blog, we have a marvelous translation of a 1987 handbook prepared for the “internationalist warriors” serving there.
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This terrorist action has become a game changer. It has now become patriotic to attack and kill innocents who work for our government.Yep.
[I've] have had my shot....have you?
Gonorrhea Lectim - Health Risk
This is not a joke -- it is the most serious risk to your health since the 1918 flu epidemic.Gonorrhea LectimMany victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past two years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease has become since it is easily cured.... by voting out all incumbents!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim... And pronounced "gonna re-elect ‘em."
"... he is eminently useful in understanding the kinds of moral conundrums that regularly perplex anyone too sensible to be an ideologue."THAT'S our problem!
Has a Republican been right on anything? Yet people still listen.Today?
Bolton: Either Iran Gets Nukes Or ‘Israel Or Sombody Else Uses Military Force To Stop It’Kristol, Bolton, and the rest of the neocons: why do they still get air time?
Bachmann’s Plan: To Deal With Debt, We Must ‘Wean Everybody’ Off Social Security, MedicareIt's really not that hard to put together a tough-talking PR campaign against the GOP based on what the GOP itself says!I note that this is consistent with the Repugs recent Budget Proposal, which includes privatizing Social Security and (surprise!) tax cuts for the rich!Cantor Opens The Door To GOP Rejecting Obama’s Bipartisan Health Care MeetingBEFORE the prez even talks with 'em, Repugs are vowing to OBSTRUCT!As Democrats Get Tough On Financial Reform, Republicans Court Big BanksAh, yes: the Repugs true constituency. (Why doesn't anyone tell the Tea Partiers?)
Ah, come on! Predicting the Repugs will scream that anything the Dems do is going to help terrorists is like predicting a compass needle will point North.Well... yes. BUT: at least I'm sufficiently fearless to make my predictions 1) in advance, and 2) in (virtual) print!
... we could have a gigantic rally off a Coakley loss and a Brown win.Of course, he was wrong!... The market has tanked since Brown won the MA Senate seat!
Stocks tumble on worries about jobs, European debt10,725 - the day of the MA election - was the peak. Okay, my "midpoint" was off, but I got the lower end right! - in fact, pretty close to dead on!
By TIM PARADIS, AP Business Writer
4 Feb 2010
NEW YORK – Stocks buckled Thursday under the growing belief that the global economy is weaker than many investors expected and likely to stop companies from hiring. The Dow Jones industrials briefly traded below 10,000 for the first time in three months.
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US Senator blasts Christmas Day plot disclosuresRecall, I predicted that the White House's release of Summary of the White House Review of the December 25, 2009 Attempted Terrorist Attack would be condemned by former Wyoming Congressman Cheney:
Thu Feb 4, 2:51 pm ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – The White House demanded an apology on Thursday after a top US senator said it may have helped violent extremists by disclosing that the Christmas bomb plot suspect was cooperating with interrogators.
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"This information immediately hit the air waves globally and, no doubt, reached the ears of our enemies abroad," Bond said, warning that the disclosure "has no doubt been helpful to his terrorist cohorts around the world."
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"Releasing this report puts America in danger."So, okay - it isn't former Congressman Cheney, but a senior Republican senator making the charge.